Vader CRAPtion Contest

Vader learns that “You’re prettier than sand” isn’t a good pickup line for everyone.

“I want to know what happened to the plans we made.”

Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. It will be some time before I can extract her phone number from her.

“I would, but I heard you’re more machine now than man.”

“So, do you have a twin sister?”

“It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… she meant nothing to me!”

“What?! That’s not sexual harassment! I have no control over the heavy breathing!”

“That is unwanted telekinetic contact!”

“What do you mean it’s over? I searched my feelings!”

“No, I’m not an angel. Seriously, did that line ever work?”

“You may commence with the pleasantries commander.”