The wrong treatment

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me’, she told him.

‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,’How does that feel’?

He replied: ‘It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.’

Unleash the power of HD movies!!!

Got some free time during CNY to snap some video for <no absolute reason whatsoever>. But it’s a pity internet here in Malaysia is so damn slow!!! There’s no way I can stream it online, sorry folks.

But I do have some screenshots below to tempt you all to get a HD cam for yourself.

 

  

The following 2 pictures is taken via the still capture function of the camcorder…

Just let me surf already

Yea.. Koreans and their security politeness. Just let me surf already.

One Liners

1. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
2. I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
3. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
4. My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
5. Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
6. I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’
7. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

Gloomy CNY

Let’s summarize the first 3 days of the lunar new year.

Day 1: Rain followed by partial solar eclipse

Day 2: Rain

Day 3: Rain

Had been partying hard like crazy these last few day and nights. Visiting friends and relatives all in 3 days is stressful. I need a break from my break. Also, blogging from a handphone is tiring.

In other news, economy is still as bad, Somalia has turned into a “bomb-the-pirate” free for all as Japan sends in it’s navy to join in the US, India and Malaysian forces already there. You know what is most important to a military force? Enemies!