Drama Queen
Just heard someone talking to her friend where the entire conversation is in 3rd person perspective. Not to mention one way with the other friend nodding off.
Imagine this:
I’m like <describe desire to go out> and he’s like <describes desires to stay at home> so I’m like <profanity> you! Why can’t he listens to me for a change!
No wonder he’s not listening to you!
You can’t string a sentence to save yourself if needed be.
My observation tells me the speaker is a drama queen, perfectly fine in writing scripts because they live by the rule of separating dialogue and actions from the scenes.
Sample drama script:
ACTOR1 say: “<describes desire to go out>”. ACTOR2 looks at you in all tiredness and says :"<describes desire to stay at home>”. ACTOR1 appears angry, frowns forehead and shouts:"<profanity> you! Why don’t you listen to me for a change!”