EVERYWHERE!
Stephen Von Worley created a map of the USA showing where McDonalds outlets are. As you can see, they are (almost) everywhere! You’ll have to go to South Dakota to get 100 miles away from a McDonalds.
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Original from http://www.flickr.com/photos/powerpig/3919864186/sizes/o/
The fact that termites exist proves without a doubt that the big flood is a bunch of crap.